11 ISIS MEMBERS CROSSED THE SOUTHERN BORDER…
Eleven
ISIS members are believed to have crossed the border just outside
downtown El Paso, Texas today. They were mixed in among almost 30
children, and 15 adults from Central America. Once across the border
they quickly broke off from the main group and met up with 2
unidentified males, both approximately 5 foot 7 inches and 160 pounds,
both men were described as heavily tanned with beards, one redhead and
one brunette.The eleven men were quickly loaded into two older white FORD vans that left the area in different directions. Authorities said that both vans had been tracked to the outskirts of town by traffic cameras until they vanished into the countryside. When they were last seen, one was headed north on interstate 35 while the other was headed west on interstate 10 after using county roads to bypass the check-point maintained by ICE west of El Paso.
Authorities have managed to learn from some of the original group that the men stayed together most of the time, spoke English and were carrying heavy packs and weapons. They had told the illegals that if they were stopped, to say nothing about them. The men generally followed the group about 200 yards back.
A spokesman for Homeland Security told news sources that one of the men had died prior to the border crossing and with the help of the Mexican government, the body has been recovered. The cause of death appears to have been a broken neck sustained when he lost his footing and fell down a step 90 foot ravine.
From personal effects found with the remains, DHS has learned that the subject was a 24 year old male from a small town outside of Oklahoma City. No name has been released, but the subject is said to have been missing for almost 2 years following his release from Oklahoma State Prison where he is believed to have converted to Islam.
Mexican sources have told us that among the items in his pack were six doses of Neurotoxin antidote, an American passport showing his entry into Mexico from Turkey 2 weeks ago, a copy of the Koran, two machine pistols with a dozen clips, three grenades, four pounds of Semtex explosive, a map of the mid-western states, and an untraceable cellphone. The subject was also carrying an AK-47.
Homeland Security cautioned against panic from these reports, saying that we just don’t know enough to make any assumptions yet. An autopsy will be performed later today. Meanwhile, an all-points bulletin has been issued for the white vans used in the evacuation of the other 11 men.
Sources close to the White House were quoted as saying “While we are highly interested in finding these individuals, we have no evidence that they are guilty of anything.” When asked if the President thought this might be the prelude to a wide scale terrorist attack, the spokesman said, “The President is monitoring the situation closely but has not seen anything that warrants any action other than that which is currently being taken.”
This story SATIRE. It was written to underscore the likelihood that such persons have or will be crossing the southern border very shortly. It is also meant to awaken the public to the likelihood that any targets will not just be in New York or Washington, but could be anywhere in the country. It is not intended to scare you or create a panic. Its sole purpose is to awaken you and other Americans to the ease with which we can be infiltrated and the fact that the Terrorists are here, and there are more coming. Do not put yourself in a situation where your options are limited. Stay vigilant and attentive to the things and people around you as we approach the anniversary of 9-11 and our upcoming Christian holidays. Please share this with your friends and families, it might just save their lives.
