| 24:1 And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple. |
| 24:2 And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down. |
| 24:3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world? |
| 24:4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. |
| 24:5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. |
| 24:6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. |
| 24:7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. |
| 24:8 All these are the beginning of sorrows. |
| 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake. |
| 24:10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. |
| 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many. |
| 24:12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. |
| 24:13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. |
| 24:14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come. |
| 24:15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:) |
| 24:16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains: |
| 24:17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house: |
| 24:18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes. |
| 24:19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days! |
| 24:20 But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day: |
| 24:21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be. |
| 24:22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened. |
| 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not. |
| 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. |
| 24:25 Behold, I have told you before. |
| 24:26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. |
| 24:27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. |
| 24:28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together. |
| 24:29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: |
| 24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. |
| 24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. |
| 24:32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh: |
| 24:33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors. |
| 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled. |
| 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away. |
| 24:36 But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. |
| 24:37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. |
| 24:38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, |
| 24:39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. |
| 24:40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. |
| 24:41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left. |
| 24:42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. |
| 24:43 But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up. |
| 24:44 Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh. |
| 24:45 Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season? |
| 24:46 Blessed is that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing. |
| 24:47 Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods. |
| 24:48 But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; |
| 24:49 And shall begin to smite his fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken; |
| 24:50 The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for him, and in an hour that he is not aware of, |
| 24:51 And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. |
MICHELLE OBAMA: BARACK IS THE MESSIAH!
Michelle Obama confirmed what many Democrats have believed for years – Barack Obama is Jesus reincarnated.
Michelle Obama came onto the stage of the Democratic Convention in North Carolina on Tuesday night to the strains of Stevie Wonder’s new gospel song “Barack is Lord”!
The self-described “mom-in-chief” — “my most important title,” she said this night — gave an effectively emotional speech, at times her voice quavering. She spoke about her early life with her husband. Mrs. Obama talked about their courtship and their college debts. She said that when they were first dating, Barack’s most prized possession was ” a coffee table he found in a dumpster,” clearly a bold attempt to trump Ann Romney’s we-ate-our meals-on-an-ironing-board anecdote.
Then, she shocked the convention hall when she said that it wasn’t until after she was married to Barack Obama for two years that she came to realize that Barack was, in fact, the Messiah.
“At first, I thought it was just luck that Barack would always find a parking spot right in front of our apartment in Chicago, or that he always got every job he every wanted, or had people writing down everything he said,” the First Lady reportedly told the delegates. “I never thought anything of the fact that we always had wine in the house, but I never saw him buy a bottle. Not once.”
The First Lady went on to tell the delegates and Americans at home, that Barack is “still the same man he was back in 2008.” She said that Barack can still heal the earth, part the Red Sea and get a NYC cab on a rainy day, during rush hour.”
“Barack is our Savior,” Michelle reportedly said in her speech. “Barack will lead Americans out of the wilderness, out of the Burning Bush that was left for him. Barack will lead us to the promised land and part the Seas so he can put windmills on the floors of the oceans and power the world with Earth, Wind and Fire.”
Michelle then broke into song and sang a song with a familiar melody. She wowed the crowd with “Barack Obama, Superstar.” She went on to say that Mitt Romney was just a Roman soldier, but Paul Ryan, is “Judas.” She reportedly said, “Paul Ryan wants to take us back to the era of the dinosaurs, back when Republicans shot dinosaur with their assault weapons and brought on the ice age.”
The First Lady also said that President Obama was “in on” the Clint Eastwood routine. “Barack has said repeatedly that if he had a superpower it would be the power to be invisible. Well, the fact is that he HAS that power and last week he sat in the chair, while Clint Eastwood did his schtick. Barack loved it and plans on making Clint Eastwood an angel… in Limbo.
There were some people that were upset that the word “God” was taken out of the Democratic Party Platform. Michelle revealed the reason for this… “You can’t have Barack and God in the same document, or sentence. It’s redundant.”
So, there you have it. Barack Obama – the confirmed Messiah.
Michelle Obama came onto the stage of the Democratic Convention in North Carolina on Tuesday night to the strains of Stevie Wonder’s new gospel song “Barack is Lord”!
The self-described “mom-in-chief” — “my most important title,” she said this night — gave an effectively emotional speech, at times her voice quavering. She spoke about her early life with her husband. Mrs. Obama talked about their courtship and their college debts. She said that when they were first dating, Barack’s most prized possession was ” a coffee table he found in a dumpster,” clearly a bold attempt to trump Ann Romney’s we-ate-our meals-on-an-ironing-board anecdote.
Then, she shocked the convention hall when she said that it wasn’t until after she was married to Barack Obama for two years that she came to realize that Barack was, in fact, the Messiah.
“At first, I thought it was just luck that Barack would always find a parking spot right in front of our apartment in Chicago, or that he always got every job he every wanted, or had people writing down everything he said,” the First Lady reportedly told the delegates. “I never thought anything of the fact that we always had wine in the house, but I never saw him buy a bottle. Not once.”
The First Lady went on to tell the delegates and Americans at home, that Barack is “still the same man he was back in 2008.” She said that Barack can still heal the earth, part the Red Sea and get a NYC cab on a rainy day, during rush hour.”
“Barack is our Savior,” Michelle reportedly said in her speech. “Barack will lead Americans out of the wilderness, out of the Burning Bush that was left for him. Barack will lead us to the promised land and part the Seas so he can put windmills on the floors of the oceans and power the world with Earth, Wind and Fire.”
Michelle then broke into song and sang a song with a familiar melody. She wowed the crowd with “Barack Obama, Superstar.” She went on to say that Mitt Romney was just a Roman soldier, but Paul Ryan, is “Judas.” She reportedly said, “Paul Ryan wants to take us back to the era of the dinosaurs, back when Republicans shot dinosaur with their assault weapons and brought on the ice age.”
The First Lady also said that President Obama was “in on” the Clint Eastwood routine. “Barack has said repeatedly that if he had a superpower it would be the power to be invisible. Well, the fact is that he HAS that power and last week he sat in the chair, while Clint Eastwood did his schtick. Barack loved it and plans on making Clint Eastwood an angel… in Limbo.
There were some people that were upset that the word “God” was taken out of the Democratic Party Platform. Michelle revealed the reason for this… “You can’t have Barack and God in the same document, or sentence. It’s redundant.”
So, there you have it. Barack Obama – the confirmed Messiah.