Hillary Clinton Converts to Islam to Run for President

Hillary Clinton Converts to Islam to Run for President
The Peoples Cube ^ | 6-27-13 | Nomenklatura-climber

Posted on Thursday, June 27, 2013 11:06:15 PM by ReformationFan
Dear Comrades,
To affirm the USSA’s commitment to Islamic Socialism in the Middle East through the establishment of a Islamic Socialist Caliphate, as well as demonstrate her loyalty to the Socialist Democratic Party, Comrade Commissarka Hillary Hughovna Clinton has converted to Islam so as to become America’s first Muslim presidential candidate.
Commissarka Clinton has been instrumental in the Party’s successful support of Islamic Socialism throughout the Middle East, from Libya to Syria. Now, with the renewed need of the Free Syrian Army to receive both armaments and encouragement, our heroic Comrade Hillary has offered herself, and through her the entire USSA, submission to Islam.
Though the Party eschews all religion in terms of actual theism, true Socialism embraces those aspects of religion which are compatible with revolutionary principles, such as centralization and the enforcement of obedience. Islam scores high on these elements, which are necessary in order for the State to implement its progressive goals of a centralized economy under the control of the Proletariat through the organs of the Party. Islamic nations, which bear many of these features, provide the world with the proper venue for a Nomads’ Paradise of Socialism and equal enforcement of Sharia.
Comrade Clinton, on the steps of the National Cathedral shortly after the Supreme People’s Court ruling in support of gay marriage, is shown in the photo below reciting the Shahada, “There is not God but Allah, and Mohammed is the Prophet of Marx.” Afterwards, she met with gay activists celebrating the court’s decision at a wine and cheese party.
To help her cope with the new demands of her new religion along with her many Party duties, Comrade Hillary plans to use her Blackberry to attend Mosque much as Comrade B. B. Obama uses his to attend church.
Comrades, let us all chant, “There is not God but Allah, and Mohammed is the Prophet of Marx”!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube, Comrade Nomenklatura-climber Dialectical Progressivism Translator