Obama Admits to Being the Antichrist

Obama Admits to Being the Antichrist

Washington, DC. This morning in a hastily announced Rose Garden speech, President Barack Obama admitted that he was indeed the Antichrist.

"Okay, you got me. Geez you guys know how to ruin an October Surprise. So, yes, I am the Antichrist and as soon as I'm re-elected I will be moving the White House to Jerusalem and beginning my reign of world domination. Fortunately I'm already on good terms with Bibi, although abolishing the Knesset won't be a picnic. I'm hoping a few signs and wonders will do the trick. Right now I'm working on that one where it looks like my thumb can be taken off and put back on. Chuck?"

"Mr President, are you ready to announce who will be your False Prophet?"

"Chuck, we're still working on that. We're talking to Dr Phil's people right now, but nothing has been decided. Thanks, I've got to go. Need to work on the thumb trick. Goddamn you, and goddamn the United States of America. Oh, yes, stop by the booth on the way out and get the mark of the beast on your foreheads and hands. You think this recession has been hell, try buying anything without those."

Barack Obama is surrounded by a lot of mystery in many areas of his life, one which got a lot of air time not long ago on TV was the place of his Birth, not surprisingly the Media made sure they imposed their thoughts on the people, pushing their agenda on the masses watching the News, which is evident when you see the way they treat a person who agrees with them, next to those who dare to question their views, the President or other matters of the Illuminati agenda.

Barack Obama's Certificate of Live Birth

Before the announcement of the Death of Bin Laden and the release of the Long Form Certificate by the Obama Administration, there were a lot of talks about this subject in the Media the past months, even Donald Trump got in the mix and said to be investigating Obama's place of Birth, saying that the Certificate of Live Birth didn't proof anything and that he had found a lot of interesting facts, however he never showed the results of his "investigations", which seemed suspicious, since the document presented by Obama has been proven to be a forgery by several authentication experts long ago,  some of the reasons being the fact that the State Seal, present in other authentic Hawaii Certificates is missing, also this type of form with the number (Rev. 11/01), found on the lower left corner, would use the words "DATE ACCEPTED BY STATE REGISTRAR" instead of the most modern wording used in the newest forms which say "DATE FILE BY REGISTRAR", as Obama's fake Certificate of Live Birth says, as well as the simple fact that the paper is in perfect conditions, when compared to other Certificates belonging to other people even younger than Obama.
More than 49 separate law suits have been filed on the eligibility/birth certificate issue, with some of the suits making it to the Supreme Court, only to be denied a full hearing. Here's what Barack Obama first presented to the public, saying it was all they had.