NSA Threatens To Leak Pics of Reid & Gay Lover Geraldo If Agency Punished

Posted on December 17, 2013 Written by - iResist 4 Comments

Senior officials at the National Security Agency said they will leak compromising photos of Harry Reid and who they say is his gay lover, Geraldo Rivera, if Reid seeks to restrict their data collection practices. “These photos will effectively end Senator Reid’s political career” said one official. “We have photos of Reid & Rivera tongue kissing, and pictures of Reid with a ball gag in his mouth being whipped by Geraldo. It’s truly disgusting,” the official continued.
The threat to leak the photos came after Reid said that he was open to legislation that would rein in the NSA.
“We know that senators, both Democrats and Republicans, would like to change the law that relates to some of the collection activities,” Reid said. “And I think that’s good…”
Reached for comment, Senator Reid said, “Yes, Geraldo is my gay lover, and has been for some time. It should come as no surprise to anyone. I got him a Midnight Fantasy Baby Doll Tap for Christmas. He better like it, too.”
Calls to Rivera’s office were not returned. It’s been reported that he’s in hiding after losing national radio syndication because, well, basically, he sucks. Also, his selfie was just horrendous. Ugh.

source: patdollard.com